Arnold Vs Stallone Epic Rap Battle Lyrics: ARNOLD: Look, it's "Rambo" a vietnam war vet with an italian hobbit body and a face stung by hornets. This is where the Commandos play, not the junior set. Now take your toy knife, back to the carpet! STALLONE: I don't deal with psychos, I put 'em away. Mess with me and I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe, O.K.? You're a womanizing chump. Nothing but a hog. I'm a writer, director, people love me I'm the underdog! ARNOLD: Underdog? Ha! Just a Stallion from the pound. Wanna see the Last Action Hero? Stick around. I'm Conan, the Terminator, even killed a Predator. Ask Bridget Nielson, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger. STALLONE: Maybe twenty years ago, you Austrian oaf. Here, have another serving of bratwurst and meat loaf. Yo Colonel, give this has been some history! COL. TRAUTMAN: He can take on ten men, survive a nuke, hell, he can eat food which would make a billy goat puke! ARNOLD: That's a good one Troutman, haha, quiet! My mere appearance can cause a bodybuilding riot! You're a funny guy Sly, that's why I'll kill you last, cuz when this battle's over you'll need to kiss my muscled ass. I'll snap your neck like a chicken, I'm numero uno. Your rhymes are shittier than Willis' Return of Bruno! Look at you, always whining in your movies life isn't fair, while I'm on Mars fighting Cohagen, "Give the people air!" Shout-out to Epic Rap Battles of History for giving us the idea to create this Epic Rap Battles of Buff Dudes video. Stumbling upon their channel two years ago and loving their vids was a major inspiration behind creating the Buff Dudes YouTube channel. Thanks, dudes. Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/buffdudes Instagram: http://instagram.com/buffdudes Twitter: http://twitter.com/buffdudes Blog: http://www.buff-dudes.com/blog Buff Dudes / Entertainment / Arnold Vs Stallone Epic Rap Battles of Buff Dudes Shot, Written n' Edited by: Hudson Shot n' Written by: Brandon Starring: Brandon White, Hudson, Duke